I am not sure of anyone caught this, the last episode of South Park…

While searching for a way out of the cave, Cartman discovers treasure in an all-new episode of “South Park” titled “Manbearpig” premiering Wednesday, April 26 at 10 p.m. on Comedy Central.

After the cave-in, all the exits are blocked off and Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are all alone. Only one person knows they’re trapped under all the debris and he’s not telling. Cartman‘s only thought is how to get the treasure out without sharing it with the rest of the boys.

There is a seen, where Dick Cheney is in a room with some computers used for tracking the “Manbearpig”, in that room, there is a G4 cube with the Apple logo sloppily drawn on it. Thought it was sort of cool, and at least worth mentioning.

Scenario #1
Me: Hey, so I had a three way the other day.
Friend: No way, who was the other chick?
Me: Oh, it was my girlfriend and some other guy.
Friend: That’s kinda fucking gross, what the hell were you thinking?

Scenario #2
Me: So, Joe and I double teamed that bitch I was hanging out with the other day.
Friend: No way, thats so fucking cool!

Pretty weird if you ask me, in both cases, the outcome is the same, the actions are the same, but the presentation and delivery of the data is just a tad different. I guess the trick here is to learn how to apply this to everything, then I would be swimming in pussy, rolling in money, and of course, infinitely happy.
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I was doing the normal rounds on pr0n sites today, and it finally hit me, all this hot ass floating around out there must mostly be Photoshopped hot ass. A little fiddling around, and an hour later, I have a technique I can use to modify street trash into something almost worth poking.
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There are two bloggers out there that got me off my arse and into putting my dribble online. Daring Fireball happens to be one of them. If you have not read it, check it out, he is an excellent writer, takes the time to do proper typesetting and layout, and has a nice clean site to boot. Pretty much everything this site is not.

My only past complaint was he did not post enough. His posts are so detailed and generally spot on with my thoughts I was always “feening” for more. The lack of frequent posts is what prevented me from tossing some coin in his direction. With the addition of his new shirts, this has changed:
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“Bling”, “You know what I’m sayin’”, “Nigga”, you get the idea, words that somehow, become part of the general vocabulary of the cool folk.

My girlfriend had a slip up the other day, out came “yeps” instead of “yes”. I love it, it’s ghetto. Goal: I want to hear one other person say it in casual conversation, so start spreading.

Some girls, not all, have these strange dimples on their lower back, just above their butt. For the longest time I have hated back dimples, any way you look at it, they are a sign of chubbiness. Much to my chagrin, there seems to be a small population of males out there who are into these things.

According to this guy:

Girls seemed to be baffled by guys’ appreciation of this feature…

MMkay, this is simple, the reason for girls dismay at guys being attracted to such an ill acquired flaw, is that deep down, they know you get them from being fat. Girls don’t like to be fat, so they are a bit confused by any guy who appreciates such things.
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