MTV has this new show called cheyenne, featuring of course, Cheyenne Kimbal. My fucking god, between her sister, her mom, and herself, what I would not give for a little Kimbal sandwich.

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I was watching Medium last night, apparently, 4 quarts of blood, no body found, and there is not a coroner that will not pronounce the owner of that blood dead as a doornail.

Steps to instant millionaire
1) Take out a huge life insurance policy, friend as benefactor
2) Slowly draw blood every day, store in refrigerator
3) Splatter four quarts of blood in your car
4) Disappear to some other country
5) Have friend collect your insurance policy
6) Profit!

What I want to know, how do you measure liquids that can evaporate? Four quarts of blood, 6 months from now, in open air, seems to me it would just be residue. Oh well, 6 steps to wealth and a lifetime of hiding ain’t all that bad.

I woke up to this pegged to the Cinema Display, thought it was pretty amusing.

Three hours later, I now know, the Netgear WGR614 does not have any support for keep-alive at all. Fucking lame, for weeks now, I have been in ssh sessions with my servers, and either a long operation or inactivity will end up dropping the ssh connection. I love the “connection reset by peer” error, it is so randomly vague, a fun one indeed to pin down.
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I want my foreskin back, it has been bothering me for quite some time now. It’s just not fair, my girlfriend has orgasms that send her squirming up the walls. I on the other hand, could order dinner while rubbing one off without the flinch of an eye. I am willing to bet, there just may be nerves in that foreskin, the kind that make things feel good.

Good news is, there is the Convention on the Rights of the Child. Article 24, section 3, even states the following:

3. States Parties shall take all effective and appropriate measures with a view to abolishing traditional practices prejudicial to the health of children.

I am no lawyer, but I am pretty sure that means I should be able to be compensated for violation of my rights.

This story is the same as in my town, only we have “Good and Fresh Buffet”. These fucking Asians are so god damned strict. What’s funny about it, even in the article, they carry along the broken ass English:

“They just take one bite and throw it away,” said cashier Lin Huyen. “They take four egg rolls and crab ragoon, take one bite of egg roll and throw the whole plate. That is wasting food.”

I was refused service at “Good and Fresh Buffet” because my friend did not want to eat, but was just coming along. I don’t know where they come up with this shit, but it is nothing short of comical.

My girlfriend sent me this, I thought it was pretty rad, take note of the sprinkling of fuck all over the place. Well done!

Every fucking morning I feel like I have to walk on eggshells around you because you’re such a grumpy, moody fuck. I can’t make one little noise without you ripping my head off. I shouldn’t have to take a pack of cigarettes out of the freezer the night before. It’s my house too, and I should be able to do the things I need to do in the morning. Fuck, if I wanted to make a cup of coffee, I should be able to, but you would flip your fucking lid if I did that. If your going to sleep on the couch then you have to deal with the small amount of noise I make.

Well, you got your wish from the other day…you said that we hadn’t gotten in a fight in a while. Happy now?

Over a year and a half ago, on 4/13/2004 I got a spam email. It was a little different than your usual spam for a few reasons. Mainly, I am pretty sure I know who sent it, at least, I know of them, what they do, and who they work for. I am near 100% certain that my email address was pilfered from a mailing list I was on at the time.

Now, I am not a hardcore spam vigilante by any means, but I do get a little annoyed when someone grabs my email address from a mailing list to market to me the very services I offering. Not that I mind the competition, not at all. In this case, it was a technical mailing list. Really, no one on the list would be interested in the services of this spammer, as they all offered the very services he was peddling.

The email I received on 4/13/2004 was more a final straw email than the first time it happened. I show that I received similar emails in the past, somewhere around ten of them in total. At first, I gave the guy the benefit of the doubt and politely asked to be removed from his mailing list. When I later received another email from the same person, I upped my efforts and got a bit more strict.
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I have a friend who fixed Windows PC’s for a living. Over the last few weeks, I have had the displeasure of watching him work, seeing how PC’s work, observing how they get fixed, and noting the methods all of the above entail. My conclusion, PC users rationalize every step of the way, and worse, they believe in a series of strange magic tricks that defy all logic to keep things ticking. They are further incapable of reading instructions, shy heavily from anything technical, but feel it is technically advanced to use any number of point and click apps to sprinkle doses of magic settings into their systems.
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