In a recent rant, Lohan decides she needs to make public, her desire to patch up herself, and the world. Here is the blow by blow:

In an email written by the 20-year-old actress to friends and lawyers she states she is sick of her portrayal in the media and wants to hold a press conference to state her opinions on “how our society should be educated for the better of our country.”

Translation: I want my over liberalized, whoring, slutting, drug abusing, underage drinking, ginger kid ass to be the norm in America. Of course there is nothing wrong with 10 year old girls wearing thongs, everyone in L.A. does it.
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