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Cheyenne Kimball, and now begins your decline
Thursday July 13th 2006, 4:10 pm
Filed under: Personal

Ok, I think I skipped an episode or two. I saw the one last night, and caught the last week clips as well. So, you want the hippy homo to be your boyfriend in the music video do you? But mommy won’t let you, cause “the label is not into it”.

This leads into background commentary by my little hottie Cheyenne in which she says “I know I should listen to my label”. You have got to be kidding me, this is the most ill-managed future star on the planet.

Want to get ass raped by your label, sign with Sony. Curious, who is her label anyway… Pft, Epic, division of Sony BMG, aka, rootkit pushers. Ok, it all makes sense now, destined for stardom, at least, whatever Sony thinks that is these days. This should last a few years, then she will sleep with a few middle aged producers who will steer her in the right direction. So for now, she is musically fucked, in a few years, she will just be fucked, hooray!

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