Yeah, I guess I have nothing better to do that talk about this crap they put on MTV. I know it is getting old, but this deserves posting, at least, I think it does.

Some asswipe who takes me too seriously sent me this email:
Louise Burt louise@tolosawinery.com (fake email, it bounced)

Dude you really need to get a life! her family is a friend of mine and she is really a sweet girl, her sister is super cool, mom well she’s a rock star mom. her dad is a rock star in his own right… you… well probably just a person who needs to drag people down in order to compensate for a small dick

I could have let it go, but the small dick comment, I just wanted to know, how in the fuck did he know, so I replied. I should note, my girlfriend told me not to post this reply. I sought out a second opinion from a friend, and she was over ruled.

My reply…

You know her and her family? Awesome, can you get me her address, or any way to get in contact with her? I am pretty sure, some solid alone time and a little alcohol and I could have my way with her. If not her, hell, her sister will do in a pinch, if you know what I am sayin’. You did kinda nail it with the small dick comment, that’s why I need to slip it in her, think how large my small cock would look in her tiny little slit.

As for the rockstar status of the parents, they are morons, and they know nothing about how to manage their daughters career. If anything, they will be the reason she takes it up the rear in business and physical ways.

Generally, I find people who get offended by my blog are those who deeply agree with me, and just can not come to terms with it.

There it is, I swear to God, some people in those world are way too uptight.