I was watching Medium last night, apparently, 4 quarts of blood, no body found, and there is not a coroner that will not pronounce the owner of that blood dead as a doornail.
Steps to instant millionaire
1) Take out a huge life insurance policy, friend as benefactor
2) Slowly draw blood every day, store in refrigerator
3) Splatter four quarts of blood in your car
4) Disappear to some other country
5) Have friend collect your insurance policy
6) Profit!
What I want to know, how do you measure liquids that can evaporate? Four quarts of blood, 6 months from now, in open air, seems to me it would just be residue. Oh well, 6 steps to wealth and a lifetime of hiding ain’t all that bad.
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Hahaha that’s the first list of steps to profit I’ve seen on the Internet that does not list “?” as the second-to-last step to profit! Looks like you have a winner!
PS your “Say It” button is not tab-able. Very annoying, if I may say so. (Opera Mac 9.25; no problems on other sites)
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