Scenario #1
Me: Hey, so I had a three way the other day.
Friend: No way, who was the other chick?
Me: Oh, it was my girlfriend and some other guy.
Friend: That’s kinda fucking gross, what the hell were you thinking?

Scenario #2
Me: So, Joe and I double teamed that bitch I was hanging out with the other day.
Friend: No way, thats so fucking cool!

Pretty weird if you ask me, in both cases, the outcome is the same, the actions are the same, but the presentation and delivery of the data is just a tad different. I guess the trick here is to learn how to apply this to everything, then I would be swimming in pussy, rolling in money, and of course, infinitely happy.

Women have this shit down pat. Ever heard the “You look good, did you lose some weight”? Let me translate that in a few ways:
1) You look less fat than you used to.
2) I think I am less fat looking today, this is just a prod for a “you too” compliment.

It’s so stupid and retarded. Girls actually get happy when a friend tells them they look like they dropped a few pounds? What’s even more crazy, they will never tell each other they look like a herd of cows with all that “junk” hanging out. They should just stop calling it plumbers crack, cause it’s been taken over by every high school whore out there.

If you are being told you look like you lost a few pounds, you still have some work to do. It’s not even a compliment, it’s some secret subliminal thing women do to play games with each others self esteem. If you are in good shape, you will hear things like “you need to put some meat on those bones”. This of course is just an effort to pork your ass up so your ugly fat friends can feel better about themselves when you become one of them. Oh, if a guy asks you if you lost weight, he is just trying to butter you up so he can have a better chance at slipping it in you.

I just do not understand, what is so wrong with telling someone they are a fat ass? It’s not a big deal. My girlfriend tells me what clothes look stupid on me, I could deal with it if I was told my ass looked bad on me. Fuck, I have a beer belly, though not from drinking beer, I hate it, I call myself a fat ass all the time. Anyone that tells me “it’s not that bad” is just being nice. Which is a nice way to end this, fuck nice people.