Translating lyrics from a demo is tough, there are some parts in here that I just have no idea. If you know them, email me, and I will update the lyrics.

I can not find another source of these lyrics, looks like I am the first to post.

In case you have not head the demo, you can download Pig here.

Rivers Cuomo Pig Lyrics

When I was a baby
I was so happy
I played with my friends in the mud
Wilbur and Jack and Otis and Beaty
We were a gang you’ve got to believe me

Momma would scold us if we got too rough
She didn’t care, she was proud of us
I ran around and talked to the animals
Telling them stories of savage cannibals

Then I got older and noticed a girl
At first I was sure I didn’t exist to her
I sulked around but I didn’t know why
Then she put her cheek on my shoulder

And I was looking at her and she was looking at me
We started to smile it was our destiny
Tina was her name she was my cutie pie
Forgot about the things that I used to like

I spent all my time following her around
My friends all made the whiplash sound
I understood they was happy for me
And everyone clapped when I asked her to marry me
And she said yes and we felt so fine
We lost track of the passing of time
Before I knew it we had our own babies
Gina and Shannon and Kimmy and Gabe

But now, I’ve got to die
I’ve lived a good life
I got no complaints

I’d like to thank, farmer Pete
For bringing me scraps of food that I could eat
He always had, a smile on his face
He didn’t want to think of his fate

It’s finally here
It’s finally here
they call me pig

When I was a baby
I was so happy
I played with my friends in the mud