Hit the bar up this weekend? Kettle One and Cranberry? Corona? Would you like lime with that?

In case you have not noticed, most bars are cesspools of disease, they come in the female form, and the invisible tucked away on some bartenders hands form. I just started noticing, but bartenders accept money with their hands, from the shadiest, dirtiest, piss and shit on your hands type of people on the planet, only to squeeze a little twist of lime in your drink.

mmmm poooo.